What did one casket say to the other casket?
Question: What did one casket say to the other casket? A. ”Is that you coffin?” (coughing)
Halloween Jokes
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Question: What did one ghost say to the other ghost? A. ”Long time no see.”
What did one ghost say to the other?
Question: What did one ghost say to the other? A. ”Do you believe in people?!”
How do phantoms travel?
Question: How do phantoms travel? A. Ghost to ghost.
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Question: How do you make a skeleton laugh? A. Tickle its funnybone!
How do you make a witch itch?
Question: How do you make a witch itch? A. Take away her W.
How was Frankenstien’s birth?
Question: How was Frankenstien’s birth? A. Shocking.
Frankenstein and Dracula had a match. Who won?
Question: Frankenstein and Dracula had a match. Who won? A. Frankenstein, because Dracula sucks!
How do ghosts like their eggs?
Question: How do ghosts like their eggs? A. Terror-fried.
What do you call an overweight pumpkin?
Question: What do you call an overweight pumpkin? A. A plumpkin!
What do witches call for in a hotel room?
Question: What do witches call for in a hotel room? A. Broom service.
What do you call a dead person in the closet?
Question: What do you call a dead person in the closet? A. The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.
What do you call a fat vampire slayer?
Question: What do you call a fat vampire slayer? A. Puffy!
What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
Question: What do you call a mummy eating in bed? A. A crummy mummy.
What do you call a nervous witch?
Question: What do you call a nervous witch? A. A twitch.
What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?
Question: What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave? A. Lazy bones!
What do you call a vampire 200 miles from a blood bank?
Question: What do you call a vampire 200 miles from a blood bank? A. A cab.
What do you call a witch at the beach?
Question: What do you call a witch at the beach? A. A sand-witch.
What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water?
Question: What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water? A. A chicken sand witch.
What do skeletons say before they start to eat?
Question: What do skeletons say before they start to eat? A. Bone appetite.
What do vampires never order at a cafe?
Question: What do vampires never order at a cafe? A. A STAKE sandwich!
What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?
Question: What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve? A. Auld Fang Syne!
What did the skeleton order with his drink?
Question: What did the skeleton order with his drink? A. A mop.
What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth cleaned?
Question: What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth cleaned? A. The dentist.
What did the witch say when she fell in the moat?
Question: What did the witch say when she fell in the moat? A. ”My eels are killing me!”
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Question: What do ghosts serve for dessert? A. I scream.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Question: What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!
What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
Question: What do monsters order in fast food restaurants? A. French FRIGHTS!
What do skeletons say at the front door?
Question: What do skeletons say at the front door? A. ”Crick or creak!”
What is a skeleton’s favourite drink?
Question: What is a skeleton’s favourite drink? A. Milk, it’s white and good for your bones.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Question: What did the ghost teacher say to her class? A. ”Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.”
What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
Question: What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument? A. The trombone.
What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
Question: What did the ghosts eat for dinner? A. Spoke!
What is a witch’s favourite food?
Question: What is a witch’s favourite food? A. Goulash.
What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the other jack-o’-lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party?
Question: What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the other jack-o’-lantern when they were on their way to a Halloween party? A. ”Let’s get glowing.”
What did the little ghost say to his mom?
Question: What did the little ghost say to his mom? A. ”I’ve got a boo boo.”
What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
Question: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting? A. ”Spook when you’re spooken to.”
What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
Question: What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo? A. A pumpkin patch.
What is a ghost’s favourite ride?
Question: What is a ghost’s favourite ride? A. A roller-ghoster.
What is a mummy’s favourite type of music?
Question: What is a mummy’s favourite type of music? A. Rap music.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mummy?
Question: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mummy? A. Either a flying bandage or a gift wrapped bat!
What do you read on Halloween?
Question: What do you read on Halloween? A. BOO-ks
What does a bird say at Halloween?
Question: What does a bird say at Halloween? A. ”Twick or tweet.”
What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
Question: What does a ghost call his mom and dad? A. His transparents.
What does a ghost keep in its stable?
Question: What does a ghost keep in its stable? A. Nightmares.
What does a panda ghost eat?
Question: What does a panda ghost eat? A. Bam-BOO!
What games do bats like to play on Halloween?
Question: What games do bats like to play on Halloween? A. Anything with a ball.
What happens when a ghost haunts a theatre?
Question: What happens when a ghost haunts a theatre? A. The actors get stage fright.
What do you do when you see a ghost?
Question: What do you do when you see a ghost? A. Run away of course!
What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
Question: What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective? A. Sherlock Bones!