What did the elephant say to the famous detective?
What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?It’s ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !
Animal Jokes
How did the frozen chicken cross the road?
Question: How did the frozen chicken cross the road? A. In a shopping bag.
What did the bad chicken lay?
Question: What did the bad chicken lay? A. A deviled egg.
How does a chicken tell time?
Question: How does a chicken tell time? A. One o’cluck, two o’cluck, three o’cluck…
If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, how did the frog cross the road?
Question: If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, how did the frog cross the road? A. He tied himself to the chicken.
What day do chickens hate most?
Question: What day do chickens hate most? A. Fry-days!
What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
Question: What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg? A. ”Ouch!”
How do you keep a chicken in suspense?
Question: How do you keep a chicken in suspense? A. I’ll tell you later.
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Question: Why did the cactus cross the road? A. Because he was stuck to the chicken’s back.
Why did the chicken cross the beach?
Question: Why did the chicken cross the beach? A. To get to the other tide!
Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
Question: Why did the chicken cross the ocean? A. To get to the other tide.
Why did the chicken cross the park?
Question: Why did the chicken cross the park? A. To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road ten times?
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road ten times? A. Because his suspenders were hooked to the light post!
Why did the chicken go up the stairs?
Question: Why did the chicken go up the stairs? A. She was already across the street.
Why did the chicken join the band?
Question: Why did the chicken join the band? A. Because he had the drumsticks!
What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again?
Question: What do you call a dirty chicken that crosses the road and crosses back again? A. A dirty double crosser.
What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
Question: What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other? A. Ham and eggs!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede?
Question: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede? A. Drumsticks for everyone!
What’s the difference between a grape and a chicken?
Question: What’s the difference between a grape and a chicken? A. They’re both purple, except the chicken!
Where are chicks born?
Question: Where are chicks born? A. In Chick-cago.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
Question: Why did Chicken Little cross the road? A. To save the world.
Why did the bear cross the road?
Question: Why did the bear cross the road? A. To eat the dead chicken.
How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
Question: How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant? A. Grapes are purple.
Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
Question: Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A. The outside.
Why couldn’t the chicken cross the road?
Question: Why couldn’t the chicken cross the road? A. Because he was chicken!
Why did the robot cross the road?
Question: Why did the robot cross the road? A. Because the chicken was out of order!
Why did the rooster get a tattoo?
Question: Why did the rooster get a tattoo? A. He wanted to impress the chicks!
Why did the toddler toddle across the road?
Question: Why did the toddler toddle across the road? A. He wanted to pat the chicken.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Question: Why did the turkey cross the road? A. To prove that he wasn’t chicken!
Why do hens lay eggs?
Question: Why do hens lay eggs? A. Because if they dropped them they’d break!
Why did the chickens cross the road?
Question: Why did the chickens cross the road? A. They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!
Why did the duck cross the road?
Question: Why did the duck cross the road? A. Because it was the chicken’s day off!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Question: Why did the elephant cross the road? A. Because the chicken retired!
Why did the fox cross the road?
Question: Why did the fox cross the road? A. To look for the chicken.
Why did the frog cross the road?
Question: Why did the frog cross the road? A. He was following the chicken!
Why did the gum cross the road?
Question: Why did the gum cross the road? A. Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
Why did the hen cross the road?
Question: Why did the hen cross the road? A. To prove she wasn’t a chicken!
Why did the chicken run across the road?
Question: Why did the chicken run across the road? A. Because he wanted to get to the other side faster.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
Question: Why did the chicken stop crossing the road? A. She was getting tired of all the chicken jokes.
How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge?
Question: How do you know if there are three elephants in your fridge? A. You can’t close the door.
How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge?
Question: How do you know if there are two elephants in your fridge? A. You can hear them talking.
How do you know if there’s an elephant in your fridge?
Question: How do you know if there’s an elephant in your fridge? A. There are footprints in the butter.
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Question: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? A. Open the door and put it in.
How does a elephant get out of a tree?
Question: How does a elephant get out of a tree? A. He climbs on a leaf and waits till autumn!
There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?
Question: There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet? A. It wasn’t raining.
What do you call an elephant on the road?
Question: What do you call an elephant on the road? A. A speed bump.
How do you fit four elephants in a red mini?
Question: How do you fit four elephants in a red mini? A. Two in the front and two in the back.
How do you hunt for elephants?
Question: How do you hunt for elephants? A. Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.
How do you know an elephant is under your blanket?
Question: How do you know an elephant is under your blanket? A. Because when you get in your bed your nose touches the ceiling.
How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge?
Question: How do you know if there are four elephants in your fridge? A. There’s a red mini in your driveway.