Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm
Question: How will everyone remember Bill Clinton in history? Answer: The President after Bush
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it ‘Bang”. I mean, think about it.. ”I BANGED Emma Watson last night.”
I unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter… I’m sure she’s gonna write a song about it
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
Pawn Stars: Man: ”Can I have change for a dollar?” Rick: ”Best I can do is 75 cents.”
Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That’s Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
Mom can i buy some heels? no. Mom can i buy a bra? no. Mom can i buy a dress? no. Mom can i buy a barbie doll? no. You never let me buy anything! shut up, Justin.
Morgan Freemen narrioated his own death.
Nothing beats a beautiful girl with a great singing voice. Except Chris Brown.
So justin bieber threw up on stage a couple of weeks ago… That settles it she’s pregnant
Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he’s all like ‘I still love you’ and I’m like, Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift’s relationships.
Rick Ross: I had to hustle to get to the top. You know, carry those bricks. Police Officer: Oh, hey William. I havent seen you since the police academy.
Question: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart? Answer: Boys pants were half off.
Question:What’s Rihanna’s favorite verse from a song? Answer: Hit me baby 1 more time!
Question: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen? Answer: Got two fives for a ten?
The Walking Dead needs a celebrity zombie.
We’re obviously not going to die if the jonas brothers have been to the year 3000.
Question: What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? Answer: She screamed her hands off.
Question: What did Helen Keller’s parents do to punish her for swearing? Answer: Washed her hands with soap.
What did Keith Lemon say to Evanna Lynch? Irish you were naked.
Question: What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet? Answer: ”Not according to Dad.”
Question: What do you call 5 dogs with no balls? Answer: The Spice Girls!
Question: What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton? Answer: His face.
Question: What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick? Answer: Hugh Grant.
Question: What did Saddam say when he came out of his hole? Answer: Did I beat David Blaine?
Question: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Answer: Get out of my sun!
Question: What did the woman tell Michael Jackson at the beach? Answer: Get out of my son!
What do 1 Direction and Justin Bieber have in common? The 6 of them can’t get a chick to save their lives.
Question: What does Bill Clinton and a country folk dancer have in common? Answer: They both throw a ho down.
Question: What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night? Answer: She doesn’t, she eats out!
Question: What does Hillary do after she shaves her pussy every morning? Answer: Sends him to work!
Question: What does JFK Jr. miss most about Martha’s Vineyard? Answer: The runway.
Question: What does McDonald’s and Michael Jackson have in common? Answer: They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.
Question: What do you get when you cross Raquel Welch with Santa Claus? Answer: A thank you from Santa!
Question: What is forty feet long and has eight teeth? Answer: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
What is Snoop Dog’s favorite weather? Drizzle
Question: What is the name of Helen Keller’s dog? Answer: Nyah, nyu, yuh, yah.
Question: What does Michael Jackson and a Nintendo have in common? Answer: They are both made of plastic and kids turn them on.
Question: What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common? Answer: Boy’s underwear half off.
Question: What does Woody Allen call an unborn baby? Answer: A blind date.
What family tradition did Robert Kardashian start when he helped get O.J. Simpson acquitted? Kardashians getting black men off!
Question: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years? Answer: Michael Jackson.
Question: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs? Answer: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Question: What has four legs and no ears? Answer: Mike Tyson’s dog.
Whats Rihanna’s favorite song? Hit me with your best shot.