Internet Test

Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty white glow from over-exposure to your computer monitor? How do you know if you’re addicted to the Net and losing touch with reality? Take the Net Addict’s Reality Test. Answer the following multiple choice questions and check … Read more

Top Ten new Intel Slogans for the Pentium

9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug 8.9999163362 It’s Close Enough, We Say So! 7.9999414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes 6.9999831538 You Don’t Need to Know What’s Inside 5.9999835137 Redefining the PC–and Mathematics As Well 4.9999999021 We Fixed It, Really 3.9998245917 Division Considered Harmful 2.9991523619 Why Do You Think They Call It *Floating* Point? 1.9999103517 … Read more

Program Manager

Program Manager A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off. Poof — out pops a genie.”Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison. I can grant … Read more

Things You Don”t Want Your System Admin To Say

Things You Don”t Want Your System Admin To Say 1. Uh-oh… 2. Oh S***! 3. What the heck?!? 4. Go get your backup tape. (You DO have a backup tape?) 5. That”s SOOOOO bizarre. 6. Wow!! Look at this… 7. Hey!! The Suns don”t do this. 8. Terminated?!? 9. What software license?!? 10. Well, it”s … Read more

Computer Crashed

Computer Crashed My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey” Now I”d have time to clean my house And see if I still had a spouse. It started out with weird frustrations Combined with mild heart palpitations And then my ankles began to swell Withdrawal symptoms from no AOL. … Read more

Microsoft ad space

Microsoft ad space Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows. Acknowledging for the first time that the average user of their operating system encounters error messages at least several times a day, Microsoft is trying to take financial advantage of the unavoidable opportunity to make an … Read more


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