what do you call a Chinese heroin addict? gou ching
What do you call an asian that injects? A pinjab (Punjab)
Question: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? Answer: They named him Sum Ting Wong.
Question: How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? Answer: Very satisfying.
Question: What do you call a redneck bursting into flames? Answer: A Fire Cracker!
Question: What do you call a school bus full of Rednecks? Answer: Twinkie.
Question: What did the Native American say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? Answer: ”How Come?”
Question: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? Answer: Society!
Question: What’s the difference between a Hispanic girlfriend and a Hispanic wife? Answer: 45 lbs.
Question: Whats black and eats pussy? Answer: Cervical cancer!
Question: Who was the most well known Jewish cook? Answer: Hitler!
Question: Why are black men penises bigger than white men? Answer: Because as kids white men had toys to play with!
Question: Why are most Guidos named Tony? Answer: When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads.
Question: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backwards? Answer: They like the part where the prostitute gives the money back.
Question: Why do Asian men like big tits and a tight ass? Answer: Because they’ve got big mouths and little dicks.
Question: Why doesn’t Mexico have a competitive Olympic team? Answer: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Question: Why don’t they teach Driver’s Ed and Sex Education on the same day in Middle East? Answer: They don’t want to wear out the camel.
Q: How do you know you’re flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. ”Well,” said the Englishman, ”I support the Liverpool football club, so I’ll eat the liver.” ”I support the Hearts club,” said the Scotsman, ”so I’ll eat the heart.” ”I support Arsenal,” said … Read more
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he’ll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response: ”Go stand on the corner for … Read more
A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns ”take off.” Then he learnes ”zebra” from the zoo and ”baby” from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, ”Mommy, I learned new words today.” She says, ”Great, honey what did you … Read more
Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund.
What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico?Kindergarten dropout.
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.
An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. The banker pulled out the loan application, asking, ”What are you going to do with the money?” ”Take jewelry to city and sell it,” said the old man. ”What have you got for collateral?” queried the banker, going strictly by the … Read more
Q: Why doesn’t Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen’s eggs for breakfast. One day he looked outside and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman’s … Read more
There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the … Read more
Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike.
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the old Polish Navy!
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. ”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger. ”If my parents get divorced…will they still be brother and sister?”
What do you call an intelligent man in America?A tourist.
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.
Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it?It’s a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole’
Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly wandered by. ”Help!” Paddy shouted, ”Oi’m sinkin’!” Don’t worry,” assured Mick. ”Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oi’m the strongest man in Erin, and Oi’ll pull ye right out o’ there.” Mick leaned out and grabbed Paddy’s hand and pulled and pulled … Read more
Q: Why aren’t Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
What’s the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?Osama bin Latte
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. ”What part?” the mother asked. ”I play a Jewish husband,” the boy replied. ”Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!”
‘Where’s your pencil, Bud?” the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. ”I ain’t got one, Sir.” ”You’re in England.now, Bud. Not ain’t, haven’t. I haven’t got a pencil. You haven’t got a pencil. They haven’t got a pencil.” ”Gee!” said Bud. ”Pop said things were tough in this … Read more
Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: ”Come behind the pyramid, and I’ll make you a mummy!”
Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They don’t have lightbulbs in caves
What is the Cuban national anthem?”Row Your Boat!”
Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first. A: Two – one to say ”She’ll be right mate” and one to fetch the beers. A: 16. One to change the bulb and 15 to say ”Good on yer, … Read more
Q: Where is the world’s fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. ”Come have a look over here,” says Paddy, ”It’s Michael O’Grady’s grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87.” ”That’s nothing,” says Sean, ”here’s one … Read more
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, ”Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?”
Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes … Read more
What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?What’s an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?