Lettuce and Tomato
One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother...
👪 Family Jokes
Dive into our Family Jokes collection and discover a wide variety of wholesome, lighthearted humor that everyone in the household can enjoy. From playful puns to heartwarming one-liners, these jokes are perfect for family gatherings, movie nights, or just sharing a laugh together. Browse through thousands of fresh jokes, sorted by theme and difficulty, and keep your family entertained with fresh material every time you visit.
Father $ Son
This is what happen to a boy and his father: Son: dad i want to marry. Father: who do you want to marry? Son: your mother. Father: why do you...
“So I was talking to my family and we were doing a family…
"So I was talking to my family and we were doing a family get together session, you know the one teens dread? That one. And my mom asks me, 'if...
Which Band
Inside i could hear a lot of bass noise pumping. I went outside to see what it was and i found out it was a drummer practicing. I went inside...
The Ladder of Success
Harry and his neighbour Joe often borrowed things from each other. One day, Harry asked to borrow Joe's ladder. Joe said, "Sorry Harry, I've lent it to my son." Remembering...
I Tell You No Lie
Bill and Sarah were Londoners and were blessed with seven healthy children. After many months of discussion, they finally decided to move to New York. It should have been a...
Is One Foot Enough?
Is One Foot Enough??? A girl in the U.S. lived very far away from her mother. One day, the girl became engaged but discovered her fiance had only one foot....
Condoms
Q: What do you call people who use condoms? A: Parents.
Hangman Prevention
There was a man who was getting ready to be hanged by the politicians of Aaronztown City. The only way he could ignore death was to convince the mayor to...
Signs You Know Your Accountant Is Nuts!
·In several places on your tax forms, he's written, "Give or take a million dollars." ·Tells you to put all your money into British cattle futures. ·You notice that his...
Welcome to the Party
I was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these people...
Mom’s Wedding Gown
Carole was planning her upcoming wedding and asked to wear her mother's wedding gown. When she tried it on, it was a perfect fit on her petite frame. Suddenly, her...