Knock Knock Who’s there ! Blur ! Blur who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Blur ! Blur who ?Blur, it’s cold and wet out here !
Question Jokes
Where does baby oil come from?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Blood ! Blood who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Blood ! Blood who ?Blood brothers !
What did the sign on the whore house say?
Q . what did the sign on the whore house say? A: Beat it we are closed
Who held the baby octopus to ransom?
Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?Squidnappers !
What’s the ultimate rejection?
What’s the ultimate rejection?When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Which insect didn’t play well in goal?
Which insect didn’t play well in goal?The fumble bee!
How do you know you’re flying over Poland?
Q: How do you know you’re flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Butch ! Butch who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Butch ! Butch who ?Butch your arms around me !
Teacher : What is a comet?
Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Amos ! Amos who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Amos ! Amos who ?Amos-quito!kn
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Abel ! Abel who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Abel ! Abel who ?Abel to see you, ha, ha!
Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit?
Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?So he could tell the time at night !
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
How do you electrocute a blonde?
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
What was Camelot?
What was Camelot ?A place where people parked their camels !
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bless ! Bless who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bless ! Bless who ?I didn’t sneeze !
Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
Why did the blonde call the welfare office?She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours? A: Nacho cheese!
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?A. German Shepherds.
Where do Martians drink beer?
Where do Martians drink beer ?At a mars bar !
When fish play football, who is the captain?
When fish play football, who is the captain?The team’s kipper!
Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
Who was the most famous pirate octopus?Captain Squid!
When is a lion not a lion?
When is a lion not a lion ?When he turns into his cage !
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both substitute meats.
How do you hire a teddy bear?
How do you hire a teddy bear?Put him on stilts !
How do Filipinos count money?
How do Filipinos count money?One-a, two-a, three-a, four-a, another-a …
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?It took her a month to realize she could play it at night…
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Knock Knock Who’s there ?Cliff ! Cliff who ?
Knock Knock Who’s there ?Cliff ! Cliff who ?Cliff hanger !
How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?
Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum?
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.
How does a horny guy spell relief?
Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.
What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?
Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Cash ! Cash who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Cash ! Cash who ?Cash me if you can !
Why doesn’t Saddam go out drinking?
Q: Why doesn’t Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
Knock Knock Who’s there ?Cook ! Cook who ?
Knock Knock Who’s there ?Cook ! Cook who ?Cuckoo yourself, I don’t come here to be insulted !
Knock Knock Who’s there ?Cherry ! Cherry who ?
Knock Knock Who’s there ?Cherry ! Cherry who ?Cherry oh, see you later !
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Alva ! Alva who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Alva ! Alva who ?Alva heart !
How did you do in your tests?
How did you do in your tests ?I did what George Washington did ! What was that ?Went down in history !
They called apartments but they are all stuck together
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Knock Knock Who’s there ?Cigarette ! Cigarette
Knock Knock Who’s there ?Cigarette ! Cigarette who ?Cigarette life if you don’t weaken !
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin’ Catholic!
Father: How do you like going to school?
Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I’m not too keen on the time in-between!
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Arbus ! Arbus who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?
What does an octopus wear on a cold day?
What does an octopus wear on a cold day?A coat of arms!
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Beef ! Beef who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Beef ! Beef who ?Beef fair now !
What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Neighbour: Haven’t I seen you on TV?
Neighbour: Haven’t I seen you on TV?Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me?Neighbour: Off.