Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo Mama is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars
Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!
yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well…
Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
Yo Mama’s so stupid,she got locked in a ”Furniture World” and slept on the floor.
Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read ”one at a time, please”
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo Mama’s so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it’s daylight.
yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W’s.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, ”What ya doin’?” She said, ”Buying luggage.”
Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.