Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.
UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.
your mama’s so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt
Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..
Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch in her family tree!
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, ”i got sunshine on a cloudy day”…..
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET
yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so fat when God said, ”Let there be light” he he to ask her to move out of the way.
yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama’s so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama so fat her nickname is ”Lardo”
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.