Question: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant? A. Great big holes all over Australia.
Question: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A. A woolly jumper!
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?Because then the children have to play inside.
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel … Read more
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:(‘A jump rope’)”
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?For smoking in bed.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?A kangamoo!