Question: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? Answer: Because red means Stop.
Question: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school? Answer: She had a make-up exam!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.
… Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?A.) Because red means Stop.
Fred’s new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.