Question: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? Answer: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won’t follow you around for a week.
An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building. ”Your workers, they’re escaping!” cries the visitor. ”You’ve got to stop them.” ”Don’t worry, they’ll be back,” says the American. And indeed, … Read more
What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?He made a spectacle of himself.
‘The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You’re gonna pay two to three as much to withdraw your money so basically the ATM machines have become full service. Instead of getting robbed at the ATM machine the ATM machine robs you. You eliminate the middle man.” – … Read more
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?Hamburger!
What did the answering machine say to the telephone?Take my word for it.
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?Sister Matic !
What do you put in a www.ashing machine?Net curtains!
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf
A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches … Read more