Yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, ”i got sunshine on a cloudy day”…..
Mama Jokes
yo mama so stupidshe sits on the tv and watches the couch
yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so fat when God said
Yo mama so fat when God said, ”Let there be light” he he to ask her to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat that when she puts rain coat
yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a sweater
Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama’s so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mama’s so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama so fat her nickname is ”Lardo”
Yo mama so fat her nickname is ”Lardo”
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo Mama So Skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle. Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper. Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree. Yo mama has one ear and … Read more
Yo Mama So Dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries! Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama … Read more