What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole’
Mexican Jokes
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. ”What’s in the bags?”, asked the guard. ”Sand,” said the cyclist. ”Get them off – we’ll take a look,” said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, … Read more
Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer?
Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.
A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village
A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. ”Not very long,” answered the Mexican. ”But then, why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” asked the tourist. The Mexican explained that … Read more
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?– Quattro Sink-o
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
What is a Mexican weather report?
What is a Mexican weather report?Chilli today, hot tamale.
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says ” We’re having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one … Read more
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.
Four Mexicans were in an open truck
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The two in the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned – they couldn’t get the tailgate open!
What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?
Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can’t drive!
American businessman was at a pier in a small Mexican village
American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow-fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The Mexican replied only a … Read more
A White man explaining to a Mexican man
A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says ”Now tell me a sentence using all three words.” The Mexican … Read more
During the Mexican American War
During the Mexican American War, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and days neither side made any advances. Finally, an American general had a bright idea. He aimed his rifle to the Mexican trenches and yelled, ”Hey, Juan!” A soldier jumped up and replied, ”What?” The general shot him dead. This … Read more