Teacher: There will be an eclipse of the moon tonight. Perhaps your parents will let you stay up to watch it. Pupil: What channel is it on? campaign970
I thought it was very ironic that he won the Nobel Prize for peace on a day we bombed the moon. –Bill Maher
What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?Two dogs howling at the moon.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?To get to the Milky Way!
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
What is the definition of ”moon”?The past tense of ”moo”!
Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?Sister: NY City. Why do ask?Brother: Well, I can see the moon, but I can’t see NY City.
Why is the moon like a dollar?It has four quarters.
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?Student: When you can’t get your jeans over your thighs.
Why didn’t the astronauts stay on the moon?Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ?You see, it had no atmosphere !
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?Great food but no atmosphere.
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon?– Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth
What’s hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there’s a full moon?The www.erewolf.