Did you hear about the latest JFK Jr. movie?
Question: Did you hear about the latest JFK Jr. movie? Answer: Its called Three Funerals and a Wedding.
Question: Did you hear about the latest JFK Jr. movie? Answer: Its called Three Funerals and a Wedding.
Question: Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? Answer: They went to see ”Closed for the Winter”.
Whoever cast J-Lo in the movie ”Anaconda” was a genius… Cause everyone knows an Anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun!
Question: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backwards? Answer: They like the part where the prostitute gives the money back.
Question: Where do movie stars go on Halloween? A. MaliBOO!
Question: Why couldn’t the eight year old get into the pirate movie? A. Because it was rated ARRRR!
A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. ”How’d the meeting go?” asks the first guy. ”It went great,” says his buddy. ”Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in the … Read more
A pig’s favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.
Brokeback Mountain is not just a movie. It’s also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
The movie ”Delta Force” was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.
Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he’s done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?Steven Spellberg!
Have you seen the current remake of the movie ”Cape Fear”?It’s about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root for?
Who was the burger’s favourite all-time movie director?Sizzle B. DeMille!
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?– A: Should we walk home or take a dog?
Where do mermaids go to see movies?…The dive-in
Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren’t admitted!
Who do they get for Babe the pig’s dangerous movie scenes?A stunt ham.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
What’s a rabbits’ favorite movie?Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
Q: Why didn’t the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn’t fit a deer into the car.
What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?Boaris Karloff.
What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer?They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor?Rabbit De Niro!
What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater?You miss most of the film.
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?Loch Jaws.
Democrats’ favorite Christmas movie is ”Miracle on 34th Street.” Republicans’ favorite Christmas movie is ”It’s a Wonderful Life.” Right-Wing Republicans’ favorite Christmas movie is ”Die Hard.”
Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie? A: She’s the one sleeping with the writer.
Q: How many screenwriters to make ”Titanic” a good movie? A: One more than they had.
Which rabbit was in Western movies?Hopalong Cassidy.