Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, the Englishman decided to take along books to learn … Read more