Question: Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant? Answer: She blew them both
Question: How does a blonde get pregnant? Answer: And I thought blondes were dumb!
There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was … Read more
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? ”Is it mine?”
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. ”Ladies, exercise is good for you,” announced the teacher. ”Walking is especially … Read more
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?Burger King didn’t cover his Whopper.