100 Women Surveyed, Would you have sex with Bill Clinton?
Question: 100 Women Surveyed, Would you have sex with Bill Clinton? Answer: 80% said not again.
Sex Jokes
How can you tell you’ve just had sex with Bill Clinton?
Question: How can you tell you’ve just had sex with Bill Clinton? A. You’ve got french fries in your hair, and Vernon Jordan is handing you a job application.
How come Mike Tyson’s eye’s water during sex?
Question: How come Mike Tyson’s eye’s water during sex? Answer: Mace
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
Question: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? Answer: Opens the car door.
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
Question: What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet? Answer: ”Not according to Dad.”
What is Bill’s definition of safe sex?
Question: What is Bill’s definition of safe sex? Answer: When Hillary is out of town.
What’s Bill Clinton’s idea of safe sex?
Question: What’s Bill Clinton’s idea of safe sex? Answer: When Hillary is out of town.
Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?
Question: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? Answer: She wants to be the first lady.
Why don’t blondes like anal sex?
Question: Why don’t blondes like anal sex? Answer: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.
Why don’t blondes talk when having sex?
Question: Why don’t blondes talk when having sex? Answer: Their Mommies told them never to speak to strangers.
Why don’t they teach Driver’s Ed and Sex Education on the same day in Middle East?
Question: Why don’t they teach Driver’s Ed and Sex Education on the same day in Middle East? Answer: They don’t want to wear out the camel.
Why do men become smarter during sex?
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
If it weren’t for pick-pocketers, I’d have no sex life at all.
If it weren’t for pick-pocketers, I’d have no sex life at all.
What’s the speed limit of sex?
What’s the speed limit of sex?68? at 69 you have to turn around.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex
A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken about sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on … Read more
What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A: S&M&M.
WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX?
Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.
How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?Phone her.
Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
You know the worst thing about oral sex?
You know the worst thing about oral sex?The view.
Sex between a man and a woman can be
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Chuck Norris had sex with a pinecone
Chuck Norris had sex with a pinecone. The resullt was the great redwood tree.
Why don’t they teach driver’s education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
Q: Why don’t they teach driver’s education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don’t want to wear out the camel.
How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex?
Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door.
Why is sex like a game of bridge?
Why is sex like a game of bridge?-You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand.
What do Blondes say after sex?
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band?A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
How does a blonde prepare for safe sex?
Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Why is air a lot like sex?Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.