Question: How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? Answer: Very satisfying.
Question: What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs? Answer: A cloud!
Question: Where do sheep go to get haircuts? Answer: To the Baa Baa shop!
Question: How did the sheep say Merry Christmas? A. ”Fleece Avoided.”
Question: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A. A woolly jumper!
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
How do sheep sign their e-mails?Ewes sincerely.
How do sheep keep warm in winter ?Central bleating !
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?Fleece Navidad!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That’s baaaaaaaaaad!
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?A merry Christmas to ewe
What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?A sheep that can round itself up !
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?The Baaahaaamaaas !
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ?A stripey sweater !