Question: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? Answer: Cause their balls show!
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Frankenstein: Help, I’ve got a short circuit! Igor: Don’t worry, I’ll lengthen it.
Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?Because their heads are so close to their bodies!
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Doctor, doctor, I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch.
After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, ”Really?Where is Monosyllabia?”. Thinking that he was just kidding, I played along and said that it was just south of Elbonia. He replied, ”Oh, you mean over by Croatia?”
Short funny jokes for cats
Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they can’t remember long stories !
Teacher: What is can’t short for ?Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don’t short for Pupil: Doughnut !
Small girl: I’d buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ?Why, all four of them touch the floor.
Short-sighted sarge: ”Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!” ”But sarge, that’s a hydrant!” Sarge:”Anyway, in this place academics have to obey as well.”
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
How did the world’s tallest monster become short overnight?Someone stole all his money.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
What do you get from a short-legged cow?Dragon milk!
The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground and a British Airways 747 (radio call Speedbird … Read more