Which elf was the best singer?
Question: Which elf was the best singer? A. ELFis Presley.
Singer Jokes
How does a singer change a light bulb?
Question: How does a singer change a light bulb? Answer: She/he holds it and the world revolves around her/him.
How do you know if a singer is at the front door?
Question: How do you know if a singer is at the front door? Answer: She can’t find her key.
What does it say on a blues singer’s tombstone?
Question: What does it say on a blues singer’s tombstone? Answer: ”Well…I didn’t wake up this mornin’…”
How many country & western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Question: How many country & western singers does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Three. One to change the bulb and two to sing about the old one.
What’s the difference between a puppy and a singer-songwriter?
Question: What’s the difference between a puppy and a singer-songwriter? Answer: Eventually the puppy stops whining.
What’s the difference between a singer and a toilet?
Question: What’s the difference between a singer and a toilet? Answer: A toilet doesn’t follow you around after you use it.
Why are black cats such good singers?
Why are black cats such good singers?They’re very mewsical.
What’s the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?
Q: What’s the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: ”I didn’t wake up this morning…”
It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again
Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it’s much more terrible if he doesn’t realize it.
Who’s aardvark’s favorite male singer?
Who’s aardvark’s favorite male singer?Frank Sinostril!
Who is the bees favourite singer?
Who is the bees favourite singer ?Sting !
Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?
Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.
How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?
Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in.
Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?
Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?Click Jagger.
If you cross a toilet with a pop singer?
What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?Loo-Loo !
Difference between a dead bagpiper and a dead country singer
Q. What’s the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.