Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
Question:Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? Answer: You have to hollow out the head.
Question:Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? Answer: You have to hollow out the head.
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Answer: Frostbite.
Question: What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant? A. An ice burger with chili sauce.
Question: How do you scare a snowman? A. You get a hairdryer!
Question: What do you call a snowman in the summer? A. A puddle!
Question: Where does a snowman keep his money? A. In a snow bank.
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A. Frostbite.
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite.
What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?He ate the dentist.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?Have an ice day!
What do snowmen eat for lunch ?Icebergers !
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?Frostbite.
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?You wake up wet !
What kind of money do snowmen use?Iced lolly.
What do snowmen wear on their heads ?Ice caps !
What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?Frostbite !
What is a snowman’s favorite book ?War and Frozen Peas !
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ?Icerbergers with chilli sauce !
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?He heard the snow blower coming.
Who doesn’t like to sit in front of the fire?A Snowman.
Where do snowmen put their webpages?On the winternet.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?A jumbo yeti.
How do snowmen read their e-mails?With an icy-stare!
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost?Because Frost bites.
Where do snowmen keep their money ?In a snowbank !
How does a Snowman get to work?By icicle.
What does a snowman eat for dinner?Ice-burgers.
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A: A snowmobile!
How do snowmen travel around ?By iceicle !
What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman’s head?It knocked him cold.
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?Frost bite !
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !
Q: Which is harder to make?A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?On his birthday flake!
Where do Snowmen go to dance?To snowballs.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?Chill-dren.
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?I.C. !
How can a snowman lose weight? He waits until it gets warmer! campaign970