My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.
Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity.
Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?
She’s so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.
What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ?Chump chops !
yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.
What happened to Frankenstein’s stupid son?He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud’s.
I don’t know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.
What do stupid kids do at Halloween?They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice.
How can if you have a stupid dog ?It chases parked cars !
Did you hear about the stupid wizard?He couldn’t remember if he used to be forgetful.
What did the stupid ghost do?He used to climb over walls.
Did you hear about the stupid snake?He lost his skin.
A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, ”Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?” And Harry replied, ”I’m taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth.”
How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?-If it spins anti-cyclonically
Did you hear about the stupid woodworm?He was found in a brick.
Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo Mama’s so stupid,she got locked in a ”Furniture World” and slept on the floor.
My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.
Did you hear about the stupid photographer?He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?He was asking for directions.
Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W’s.
your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.
A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, ”It’s worse than I thought. It’s broken on both sides.”
My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.
Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!
Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ?He flew 57 missions !
What do you call a stupid skeleton?Bonehead.
Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.
Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?To hide his flea collar.
One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window. Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station. When they got there the chief asked them their names. ”Shut Up”, replied Shut Up. … Read more
YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, ”This is a muck up!” ”Don’t you mean a stick up?” asked the girl. ”No,” said the robber, ”it’s a muckup. I’ve forgotten my gun.”
– Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spotted hundred dollars on the ground. Who will take the money?– ???– Stupid policeman, since Santa Claus and the smart policeman don’t exist.
Why is stupid monster like a jack-o’-lantern?They both have empty heads.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid?Jessie: Well, it ain’t somethin’ yew can pick up overnight.
Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player?His horse drowned . . .
What do you call a stupid ant?Antwerp.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!
Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!
Do you know the difference between genius and stupid?”Genius has its limits.”
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The fellow replies, “well I’ve got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well… I can’t tell them apart. I don’t know if I’m mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right … Read more