Question: Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer? Answer: Coney Island.
Question: What do you call a snowman in the summer? A. A puddle!
Why is a dog so warm in Summer?He wears a coat and pants.
The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
What are the hottest days during summer?Sun-days
What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?Woofleball
What did the bee to the other bee in summer ?Swarm here isn’t it !
In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil?-You are really blowing a lot of hot air
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary’s high school love. They exchanged hellos, and went on their way. … Read more
What dance do you do when summer is over?Tango (tan go).
Mandy was applying for a summer job. ‘How old are you?’ asked the owner of the store. ‘I’m twelve years old, Sir,’ answered Mandy. ‘And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?’ ‘Twenty one, Sir.’