It looks like the Bush-era tax cuts for the rich will continue, due to a strong Republican leader, Barack Obama. Today Obama changed his slogan from ‘Yes we can’ to ‘Yes, we caved.’ It’s so bad for him, now Democrats want to see his birth certificate. —Jay Leno
President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 then he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama. –Jay Leno
Question: What is the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion? A. Jail.
Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.
Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus.
How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?”In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii, dealing exactly with this issue.”
What’s the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.
I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen – why don’t you pay with a smile?I’d like to but they insist on money