Question: How do phantoms travel? A. Ghost to ghost.
Question: Why do high school choruses travel so often? Answer: Keeps assassins guessing.
Why do hurricanes travel so fast?Because if they travelled slowly, we’d have to call them slow-i-canes.
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, ”Cruise Special — $99!”. She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, ”I’d like the $99 cruise special, please.” The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags … Read more
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity. He … Read more
Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind. Betty, muttering: If you’re anything to go by, that’s not all it broadens!
A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says CRUISES – $100. He goes into the agency and hands the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him over the head with a baseball bat and throws him in the river. Another man … Read more
What does a witch get if she’s a poor traveler?Broom sick.
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?Because his life is at stake.
Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
How to fleas travel ?Itch hiking !
How do snowmen travel around ?By iceicle !
How can you tell elephants love to travel ?They are always packing their trunk !
What people travel the most?Romans.