What did the joey say to the turtle?
Question: What did the joey say to the turtle? A. ”I can take my home with me too.”
Question: What did the joey say to the turtle? A. ”I can take my home with me too.”
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?A. Wheeeee!!!!!
Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.
YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.
Turtle to turtle: ”Don’t ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?”
Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?To hide his flea collar.
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a … Read more
Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle’s one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks: ”What’s wrong with your turtle?” ”Not a thing,” the man … Read more
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant’s tail, really hard. Years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same … Read more