TV Jokes

Shreveport cable TV channel

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There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just … Read more

Two guys were in a bar watching tv

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Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. ”I’ll bet you $10 he’ll jump,” said the first guy. ”Bet you $10 he won’t,” said the second guy. Then, the guy on … Read more

A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on TV

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A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sentence: ”Old MacDonald had a …” The Indianan said, ”Old MacDonald had a carburetor.” ”Sorry,” said the MC. ”That’s incorrect.” ”Old MacDonald had a flat tire,” said the Kentuckian. ”Wrong,” said the host. … Read more

Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman

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Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing street interviews about the upcoming presidential primary election. ”I’m not voting for any of the candidates,” the first man said. ”I don’t know any of them.” ”I feel the same way,” the second man said. ”Only I know them all.”

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