What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?
Question: What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse? Answer: Hexagon
Question: What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse? Answer: Hexagon
Question: How do you make a witch itch? A. Take away her W.
Question: What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water? A. A chicken sand witch.
Question: What do you call a nervous witch? A. A twitch.
Question: What do you call a witch at the beach? A. A sand-witch.
Question: What did the witch say when she fell in the moat? A. ”My eels are killing me!”
Question: What is a witch’s favourite food? A. Goulash.
Question: What school subject is a witch good at? A. Spelling.
Question: What is worse than being a three hundred pound witch? A. Being her broom.
Question: Why doesn’t a witch wear a flat hat? A. Because there’s no point in it!
Question: What did the witch have for snack? A. A sandwich.
Is it good to drink witch’s brew?Yes, it’s very newt tricious!
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world?She didn’t push the pram – she pulled it.
Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap?Because there’s no point in it.
First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It’s because he’s a hoptimist.
What happened to the naughty little witch at school?She was ex-spelled.
What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?He died in agony !
Who went into a witche’s den and came out alive ?The witch !
How do you get milk from a witch’s cat?Steal her saucer.
What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
What do you call two witches who share a room?Broom-mates.
What goes cackle, cackle, boom?A witch in a minefield.
How did the witch almost lose her baby?She didn’t take it far enough into the woods.
What do witches ring for in a hotel?B-room service.
How does a witch make scrambled eggs?She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?Steven Spellberg!
What does an Australian witch ride on?A broomerang!
What do you call a witch with one leg?Eileen.
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?She had never learned to spell properly.
What does a witch get if she’s a poor traveler?Broom sick.
What’s the favorite subject of young witches at school?Spelling.
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?A witch with a blindfold !
Witch: Doctor, I can’t help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there’s nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don’t like them being pulled.
How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?With scare spray.
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?Run!
What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?With any luck you’ll be able to get up for a spell.
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor?They were given a right roasting.
What is the witches motto ?We came, we saw, we conjured !
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?A witch in soggy trainers.
Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust?The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
Witch l: ”How do you manage to stay in shape?” Witch 2: ”I get a lot of hexercise.”
What do you call a witch who drives really badly?A road hag.
How do witches lose weight?They join weight witches.
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Witch Doctor Barbie …with potions and face paints
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ?Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ?Witch: No I wouldn’t. Wizard: No, well nor will she.
What happens if you see twin witches?You won’t be able to tell witch witch is witch.
Why won’t the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?She’s afraid they’ll bring down the house.
Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg?She kept trying to poach her ideas.