Counting Rabbits
One day, during math class, the teacher asked Little Johnny, "If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many would you have?" "Seven," replied Johnny....
😂 Counting Jokes
Counting
Little Tommy ran to his dad and said "Daddy, daddy! Watch me count." Tommy holds up his right hand, and, touching each finger, counts to five. "One, two, three, four,...
Counting Cards
Teacher: Jimmy! Count from one all the way to ten! Jimmy: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. Teacher: Good, now what comes after that? Jimmy:Jack, queen and king!
Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine
Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.
How do Filipinos count money?
How do Filipinos count money? One-a, two-a, three-a, four-a, another-a …
“Why was six scared of seven…”
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.