Rude Alf
A couple was driving down the street and they hear a siren going off. They pull over to the side and wait for the cop to come over. The cop...
👮 Police and Military Jokes
Dive into our massive collection of police and military jokes—where humor meets badges, barracks, and everything in between! Find relatable cop pranks, hilarious army one-liners, and absurd officer stories that’ll have you laughing. Perfect for law enforcement fans or anyone who loves dry wit and dark comedy. Share your favorites with fellow servicemen, police officers, or just enjoy the laughs alone!
Drunk Driving
Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car telling him to...
Barney Gets Off Easy
One day Barney was driving his "Drugmobile" down the street and a cop pulled him over, said; "Something screwy is goin' on here, hey don't I know you!" and was...
Thngs Not To Say To A Cop #1
Hey, I saw you in Dunkin' donuts yesterday!! You're the one ordering triple chocolate, double vanilla, quadrupal cinnamon and double whip cream dounut filled with sprinkles.
Your Dad Did WHAT?
An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. "My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?" "Yes," said the Navy...
I Am Not Involved
A police man arrested a MBA marketing girl.... GIRL: I'M not involved in sex COP:Then what are you doing? GIRL: I am selling condoms and offering a free a trial
What Shall I Wear Today?
Policeman to woman he's just stopped for speeding - "As soon as I saw you coming round the corner, I said to myself, 'Must be 55 at least'." "It's this...
Bungee Jumping
Eric A. Barcia, a 22-year-old Reston, VA resident, was found dead yesterday after he used bungee cords to jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle, police said. The fast food worker...
Shirley Knot!
A woman who was driving down the highway pulled over to the side of the road when the policeman driving behind her turned on his lights and siren. She didn't...
First Thing You are Taught
Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army? A: To say "I surrender" in German
100,000 Frenchmen
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A. The French Army.
Blowin’ Through Town
The sheriff of the small Kansas town pulled over a Porsche that was doing 75 miles per hour in a 35 mile an hour zone. The man behind the wheel,...