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Through the eyes of a… Tailor:  “Just sew-sew.” Farmer:  “Mine is growing.” Author:  “All write.” Astronomer: “It’s looking up.” Trash Collector: “It’s picking up.” Electrician:  “It’s pretty light.” Elevator Operator:  “Mine has its ups and downs.” campaign970

Miles Dobson was away from home on business

Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, ”Miles, they had your name in the obits today.” ”What! In the obituary column! That’s not only disgraceful but bad journalism. I’ll sue ’em.” ”Tell me, Miles,” his wife asked tremulously, ”wh…wh…where are you calling from?”

A father came home from a long business trip

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. ”Where did you get the money for the bike?It must have cost $300.” ”Easy, Dad,” the boy replied. ”I earned it hiking.” ”Come on,” the father said. ”Tell me the truth.” ”That is the … Read more

A new business was opening

A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card? it said ”Rest in Peace”. The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious … Read more

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he’s in luck? there’s a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the … Read more

A business man was interviewing applicants for the position

A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question, ”What is two and two?” The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was ”Twenty-two.” The second was a social worker. She said, … Read more

10 Business Rules to Live By

1. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt. 2. Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. 3. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. 4. When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they … Read more

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