Customer: "Are you Hispanic?" Me: "No." Customer: "Middle Eastern?" Me: "No." Customer: "Egyptian?" Me: "No." Customer: "What are you?" Me: "Chinese." (customer puts on offended face) Customer: "I don't appreciate...
Me: "Sir, would you like to use any coupons today?" Customer: "Yes, I've been saving them. Here you go!" (He hands me a coupon that had expired five years previously.)...
Me: "That will be 17.50, please." Customer: "Are you a Christian, dear?" Me: "Why do you ask?" Customer: "Are you?" Me: "Well, no. Why do you want to know?" Customer:...
(I am shelving DVDs in a library when a man comes in with a boy who appears to be autistic. The boy sees a movie about Thanksgiving.) Boy: "Thanksgiving! I...
(A man comes to my register with a mint chocolate candy bar.) Me: "Anything else?" Customer: "Can you break a $100 bill?" Me: "Actually, I can't. We just opened and...
(Often I enter the beer cooler with shorts, a t-shirt and some rubber-hand work gloves on.) Me: *walks out of the cooler* Customer: "Are you f***ing insane? It's freezing in...
(I'm ringing up a customer and notice her last name is the same as mine. I have a very uncommon last name, so I made the mistake of mentioning this...)...
Employee: *making out a rain check* "Okay, so I'm just going to look on the computer and check if any other locations have this item." Nice customer: "Okay, thanks." Angry...
(It's Halloween, and I'm dressed up as a vampire and wearing a pentacle necklace. The crew is planning on going out after work for a party.) Me: "Did you find...
(A teen approaches my cash register very slowly.) Me: "Can I help you?" Customer: "Gimme all the f***ing medicine!" (The teen pulls out an airsoft pistol with orange tip still...
You've Got The Wrong(est) Number (Note: our customer support number is close to a local driving school's number.) Me: "Thank you for calling. How may I help you?" Customer: "How...
Customer: "I have a big problem. You cut off my head!" Me: "I'm sorry? How did I cut off your head?" (The customer shows me an obviously self-taken picture, with...