😂 Random Jokes

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a...

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. Weird: STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS. No one ever says "It's only a game," when THEIR team is winning....

It's a dog eat dog world out there. And they're short on napkins. Married people don't live longer than single people. It just seems longer.

You're as bright as a broken lightbulb!

You're as funny as a ripped-up joke book!

you're as smart as a broken calculator!!!!!!!

Teacher: Larry, name two pronouns. Larry: Who, Me? Teacher: That answer is correct.