Question: What’s red and white, red and white, red and white? A. Santa Claus rolling down the hill.
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !
Question: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? A. Open the door and put it in.
Life is full of uncertainties...or could I be wrong about that?
Music student: We played the beatles last night! Gym student:who won?
Q :whats the best thing about children? A :making them!!
Question: What runs but can’t walk? Answer: The faucet! More funny jokes like this one: What runs but doesn’t get anywhere? A man walks into a bar and says to...
Question: What’s Santa’s favourite candy? A. Jolly Ranchers!
Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it’s not broken, the battery’s flat. Well, what shape should it be?
Question: Why couldn’t the chicken cross the road? A. Because he was chicken!
What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you’re done with the breasts and the thighs, there’s still a greasy box to put your bone in. More funny...
Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel? the other on the road.