How do you know when deadheads have been staying
Question: How do you know when deadheads have been staying with you? Answer: They’re still there.
❓ Question Jokes
Discover the funniest question jokes that make you laugh with clever twists and unexpected answers. From silly questions to mind-bending riddles, this category is packed with humor for every mood. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your day!
If you have a referee in football
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes!
Why did Chicken Little cross the road…?
Question: Why did Chicken Little cross the road? A. To save the world.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? time to get a new fence!
When does running mean walking
When does running mean walking? When you're running out of gas!
Why am I stronger than Tarzan?
Why am I stronger than Tarzan? Because I can beat on my chest without screaming.
One night, Amanda and a man get on a boat
Question: One night, Amanda and a man get on a boat. Later, the man gets off the boat. How many people are left? A. 2, Amanda and the knight!
What did Mozart recently say to a noisy visitor
Question: What did Mozart recently say to a noisy visitor? Answer: ”Shhhh! I’m decomposing!”
A bum asks a man for $2
A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, ”Will you buy booze?” The bum said, ”No.” The man asked, ”Will you gamble it away?” The bum said, ”No.”...
How do you keep a chicken in suspense?
Question: How do you keep a chicken in suspense? A. I’ll tell you later.
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth
Question: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? A. Stuck!
I am not a believer in séances, but
I am not a believer in seances, but I went to one just to see what they are like. The psychic was doing his thing and grinning from ear to...