Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older
Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, ”Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator,...
👩 Women Jokes
Browse through the best collection of funny women jokes—clever, witty, and lighthearted! Perfect for laughs on dating, relationships, beauty, and everyday life. Share with friends or bookmark your favorites.
Magical mirror grants wishes only if
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear. One day, a...
Mom wants boob enlargement but doesn’t have enough money
A mom was wanting to get her boobs enlarged. Unfortunately for her, she didn't have enough money to get it done. In fact, she had exactly half the money needed....
“One woman to another woman…”
One woman to another woman Woman- Those firemen are hot. Other Woman- Yeah they are nice looking. Woman- No. I mean they just came out of that burning building. They're...
Two elderly ladies on a porch
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get frisky?" The other replies, "Oh, sure I do." The first woman asks,...
Why are women such bad drivers
Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice...
Catching a White Elephant
Go to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you a muffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close, drop the muffin (with raisins)...
Blonde Riding A Horse
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, taps its butt, and the horse starts to take off at a...
A Robber and a Parrot
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching you!” “who’s there?” The robber said But no sound was heard. So he kept going and...
Blonde Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. ‘So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?’ The blonde counts...
Turtle Recall
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant’s tail,...