Paging Leonidas To The Front Desk
Customer: "Look! My friend told me I could get this type of hammer at your store! Now go get it for me!" Cashier: "Sir, I already told you... we don't...
😂 Office Jokes
Explore the funniest office jokes for work, bosses, meetings and coworkers! Our collection of hilarious workplace humor will have you laughing through your breaks. Share these relatable jokes with friends or coworkers to lighten the mood in any office environment. From cubicle life to awkward boss moments, we’ve got the best jokes to keep things fun at work. Browse, laugh, and enjoy some stress relief today! Perfect for breaking up a long day or brightening someone’s desk drawer.
You’ve Got The Wrong(est) Number
You've Got The Wrong(est) Number (Note: our customer support number is close to a local driving school's number.) Me: "Thank you for calling. How may I help you?" Customer: "How...
Hard Drugs And Harder Pharmacists
(A teen approaches my cash register very slowly.) Me: "Can I help you?" Customer: "Gimme all the f***ing medicine!" (The teen pulls out an airsoft pistol with orange tip still...
Thank You For Shopping At ApocalypseMart
(It's Halloween, and I'm dressed up as a vampire and wearing a pentacle necklace. The crew is planning on going out after work for a party.) Me: "Did you find...
We Need One Of These In Every Store
Employee: *making out a rain check* "Okay, so I'm just going to look on the computer and check if any other locations have this item." Nice customer: "Okay, thanks." Angry...
Big Lies Are Better Than Small Ones
(Often I enter the beer cooler with shorts, a t-shirt and some rubber-hand work gloves on.) Me: *walks out of the cooler* Customer: "Are you f***ing insane? It's freezing in...
A Good Ol’ Fashioned A** Whoopin’
Me: "Sir, would you like to use any coupons today?" Customer: "Yes, I've been saving them. Here you go!" (He hands me a coupon that had expired five years previously.)...
Sleeping Guard.
Have you heard the one about the home security guard who got fired for saving his boss's life? One day the guard dreamed the his boss was going to be...
Dustbin Bieber
Do you know what "Never say Never" sounds like ? its like your teacher at your classroom screaming at you and saying "don't say fuck in class!" Justin Bieber's mother...
When Aliens Attack!
A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "I'm a Martian just arrived from the other...
Poor Accountants
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.
Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The...