😂 Ocean Jokes

- I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges? - You can't have everything, where would you put it? - Isn't having a smoking section in a...

Your mother used to go fishing in the Pacific ocean, but now she goes fission there.

An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. "My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?" "Yes," said the Navy...

...you carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

Boys make good pets! Princess in training! At least I can still smoke in my car Caution, Blind Man Driving. "Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the...

Help.... The Titanic is going to sink. Everybody on the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then an Italian asks a nearby blond on the ship,...

In 1634, tulip bulbs were a form of currency in Holland. A male kangaroo is called a boomer. Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts sea water to...

1#Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!" 2#Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped...

Q: Which sea animal is very grumpy? A: The crab!

A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher. The note read: Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the...

Yo Momma so fat you were born in the middle of the ocean!

Yo momma is so fat, it takes 20 navy ships just to get her half way across the ocean, and they run out of gas. Then she farts and goes...