😂 Plane Jokes

Santa Claus, a Boy Scout, and a smart blonde jump out of a plane. Who lands first? The Boy Scout, because the other two don't exist.

The Pope, the smartest man in the world, a father, and a son were in a plane that was going to crash. There were only three parachutes in the plane....

What you don't want to hear on an aeroplane: "You can't leave us now Captain, not at this stage!"

Two wrongs do not make a right, but three rights make a left.

A plane was flying from New York to Canada. The plane crashes right on the border line. Where do you burry the survivors? They don't because they are survivors, therefor...

yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on an air-plane she got arrested for 800 pounds of crack.

A blonde was at an airport. She was excited, as this would be her very first time riding in a plane; she was flying to see her relatives, so she...

A guy with a black eye boards his plane and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He...

If you're on a plane going to California and you're stuck in an aisle seat how do you trick a blonde into giving you her window seat? Tell her only...

The Pope, a hippie, and George Bush were all on a plane that was crashing. The pilots had already jumped to safety and there were only two parachutes left. Without...

A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that...

Question: A blond is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? Answer: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in...