😂 Hell Jokes

(A man comes to my register with a mint chocolate candy bar.) Me: "Anything else?" Customer: "Can you break a $100 bill?" Me: "Actually, I can't. We just opened and...

Me: "That will be 17.50, please." Customer: "Are you a Christian, dear?" Me: "Why do you ask?" Customer: "Are you?" Me: "Well, no. Why do you want to know?" Customer:...

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all apply for the same job. The manager says, "I can only hire one of you so I'm going to ask you each...

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a gypsy and told her her...

One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,"I'd like to buy this TV". He says,"Sorry, we don't sell...

A Japanese and an American are sitting next to each other in an airplane. The Japanese turns to the American and says "We are so technically advanced that we have...

Superman was bored one day; he goes to see Batman, and he asks, "Do you want to go save the world?" "Sorry" Batman said. "Spring cleaning at the Batcave," so...

I used facebook for a few days and got addicted to it. I've been studying since I was 6. Why the hell am I not addicted to it?

This is from a script for an upcoming animated series I'm working on. Keep in mind that Chris is 19 years-old. Setting-Turner household Characters-Chris, Johnathan, and Evan (wearing maids uniform)...

"One day a friend of mine called me up to tell me he was thinking of buying a computer. This guy is particularly sensitive to criticism and not exactly in...

As of 11-23-09, my score was 1337. How the hell that happened beats me. I thought I was a crappy joke writer. This is boring isn't it? Thought so. At...

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a...