😂 Birthday Jokes

Two mates calles mik and mak went to the Australia vs England game. It was mik`s birthday, and mik gave mak a ride and mak took mik`s birthday present with...

An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him. After...

It's my wife's birthday today so I went out earlier in the week and deliberately got her a present that I knew she'd hate. True to form she opened it,...

Girl eagerly asks her boyfriend "Where is my birthday gift?" The boyfriend points to a sports car across the street and says "You see that beautiful and expensive Ferrari on...

A twelve-year-old boy received a journal as a birthday gift. He looked at it carefully, but was mystified. "Mom, what's the deal with this book? All the pages are blank,"...

Here is a guy that doesn't know English well that is going to a restaurant in Virginia: Waiter: Welcome sir, have a seat. The waiter sent him to a solo...

"Go ask your mother." Really means.... "I am incapable of making a decision." "You know how bad my memory is." Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop',...

I asked my girl-friend what she would like for her birthday, and she said she would like a green jumper. So I bought her a frog.

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters. It was my friend's birthday and I was mad at him, so I sent him...

You might be a redneck if... You're 42 and still have clowns come to your birthday party.

You might be a redneck if... You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are.

A little child about a year old begins to talk. His dad asks him, "What would you like for your first birthday?" The child answers, "A pink ping pong ball."...