😂 Driving Jokes

What did the dog say to the driver who was driving behind him? Get off my tail!

A couple was driving down the street and they hear a siren going off. They pull over to the side and wait for the cop to come over. The cop...

Two mates calles mik and mak went to the Australia vs England game. It was mik`s birthday, and mik gave mak a ride and mak took mik`s birthday present with...

Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car telling him to...

One day Barney was driving his "Drugmobile" down the street and a cop pulled him over, said; "Something screwy is goin' on here, hey don't I know you!" and was...

"Dad, can I have the car keys?" "Ok, but don't lose them. We will get the car in just seven years!"

The Armenian Radio was asked: "Is it true that in Moscow, Mercedes cars are being given to citizens?" The Armenian Radio answers: "Yes, but it is not Moscow but Leningrad,...

A West German businessman is driving a Mercedes through East Germany on a rainy night when his windshield wipers stop working. He takes it to an East German mechanic, who...

A Donkey meets a Buick at the High Road. "Hello car", the Donkey says. "Hello donkey", the Buick replies, when suddenly the Donkey begins to cry. "Oh my" the Buick...

One day, I was bored and I felt like going for a ride on my bicycle. I hadn't been used for a while, since I use my car. So, I...

During a break at work, John and Steve are chit-chatting about what happened the previous night: John: "OK, well last night the wife and I decided to go see a...

Sharon and her friend Kitty, two little elderly ladies, are out for a drive in a large Mercedes with Kitty driving and Sharon in the front passenger seat. After a...