😂 Contest Jokes

Every year the class of Ms. Marquez has a class urine contest. The goal is to be the one to pee the most. If you do, you win. There are...

A man was entering a store when he noticed a sign out by the window saying that there was a contest. He decided to join and went to the counter,...

Yo momma so fat, when she entered a fat contest she won 1st, 2nd, and 3rd prizes.

From time-to-time our site requests information from users via surveys. Participation in these surveys or contests is completely voluntary and the user therefore has a choice whether or not to...

Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the...

Yo Momma so dumb, she was killed in a pie eating contest when the cow sat on her!

There were three guys that won a contest. They would get to spend a year in a room with anything they chose. The first guy loves to have sex. So...

This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the words Lewinski and Kaczynski in a limerick. Here are the 3 winners. Entry # 1 There...

A man is at the gates of heaven, but his life was very borderline good and bad; so St. Peter decides to have a contest. He gives the choice of...

Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals..."

There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately,...