😂 Time Jokes

Mik walked home from work and saw 4 people dressed in grim reaper suits. He ran home. The next time,the next time and 6 more walks for home, he decided...

Every time I hear the dirty word "Exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The...

This site is dead. There has been an all-time low in traffic. No one posts anymore. The end of the site is a tragic one, and I will miss the...

Me not on time. (I-(am)-so-late)

What's better than going to school? Having play time every day!

Ok, now the last time I did this, I got a lot of comments saying that there's no point, and they only submit things they think is funny and blah...

Going home on the bus one evening a man was whiling away the time by doing a crossword. Three more men got on the bus at the next stop, and...

Do this on a calculator! So here's the story: a woman had 69 boobs which was too too too much. So she went to 51st street and the doctor took...

X-axis + Y-axis + Z-axis + time = 4 dimensions.

Chris and his friend Johnathan are standing outside of school one day. Johnathan finds Chris wearing his hair black and slicked down, with a purple stripe, with mascara and nail...

My pal is addicted to brake fluid - but he says he can stop any time he wants.