😂 Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a chicken? Neither can ride a bicycle.

What's the difference between man and life? Life is always hard.

If you can touch it and you can see it, it's REAL. If you can touch it but you can't see it, it's TRANSPARENT. If you can't touch it but...

You might be a redneck if... You can talk for more than 20 minutes on the difference between squirrel and rabbit stew.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-spot? A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball!

What is the similarity between girls and tea? They are both hot and with milk. What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in the bathroom?...

Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A: One drunk Irishman

Dad: Son what is the difference a penis and a loaf of bread? Son: I don't know. Dad: Then remind me to never send you to the store for a...

What's the difference between the teacher and the one who minds trains? The teacher trains minds, the other minds trains.

What's the difference between a bad lawyer and a good lawyer? A bad lawyer can have a case drag on for several years. A good lawyer can make it last...

What's the difference between a sock and a camera? One takes five toes and one takes photos.

What's the difference between a wife and a prostitute? Prostitute is cheaper!