😂 What Jokes

What is a 4 letter sport that starts with a T? Golf. (Golf starts with a tee!)

what's the difference between here and there? The letter T! :) (Take away the T in there and you've got here!)

Teacher: Billy, tell me the periodic for water. Billy:Okay. H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What makes you say that? Billy: You said it was H to O.

What happens to you if you can not read? Well, since you'll probably be staying in Kindergarten, less homework!

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag.

If Bob the Butcher is 5'11'' what does he weigh? -Meat

What s green and hangs from a tree??? Giraffe Boogers

I had a great memory once, but I don't know where I left it. You haven't seen it lying around anywhere have you? No? No what?

What is the difference between Jam and Marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up a 2 year olds ass.

What did the farmer say when his truck disappeared? Where's my truck?

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says "What is this - some kind of joke?"

What do you get when you cross an Ossi with a Wessi? An arrogant unemployed person.