A Little Education!
Little Jimmy was at the mall with his mother when a man came walking toward them. Little Jimmy hopped up and down, laughed, pointed, and screamed, "Mommy! Look at that...
😂 Education Jokes
Planting an Education
What is a plant's favorite school year? KinderGARDEN!!!
What’s the difference between a finance major and an economics major
Question: What’s the difference between a finance major and an economics major? Answer: Opportunity Cost
Why don’t they teach Driver’s Ed and Sex Education on the same day
Question: Why don’t they teach Driver’s Ed and Sex Education on the same day in Middle East? Answer: They don’t want to wear out the camel.
“What does CPA stand for?”
Question: What does CPA stand for? A. Can’t Pass Again.
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Question: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean? Answer: Because they dropped out of school!
“I’m learning ancient history…”
I’m learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !
Agriculture student to a farmer: “Your
An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old-fashioned. I wouldn't be surprised if this tree gave you less than twenty pounds of apples." "Wouldn't surprise me,...
My teacher reminds me of history She’s always repeati
My teacher reminds me of history She’s always repeating herself !
Why did the student drown?
Question: Why did the student drown? A. All her grades were below C-level!
“You’ve failed history again…”
You’ve failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !
“My teacher always used to tell me that double negatives are a real no-no…”
My teacher always used to tell me that double negatives are a real no-no.