What did the bad chicken lay?
Question: What did the bad chicken lay? A. A deviled egg.
😂 Egg Jokes
“Why do hens lay eggs?”
Question: Why do hens lay eggs? A. Because if they dropped them they’d break!
“What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?”
Question: What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg? A. ”Ouch!”
How does a blonde like her eggs
Question: How does a blonde like her eggs? Answer: Unfertilized.
How does a blonde prefer her eggs
Question: How does a blonde prefer her eggs? Answer: Unfertilized.
How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright. More funny jokes like this one: How many...
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !
My parrot lays square eggs but can only say
My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What’s that? Ouch!