😂 Witch Jokes

Q: Why did the witch buy a computer? A: She needed the spellcheck

Okay, so. King Arthur is in a heated battle with another king. Now, Arthur has all of his best men in battle, but unfortunatly, he loses. Because kings don't really...

I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue, Miss steaks aye can knot see. Eye ran this poem threw it. Your...

WARNING: if your answer "yes" to any of these questions then you know that you are weird and you believe too much in dragons. Ocasionally when you see a bird...

A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I...

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a beautiful, independent, and self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores...

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What was the witches favorite subject in school? SPELLing

After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing...

Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? A. They're afraid of flying off the handle!

A man was sitting in a bar, nursing a beer and looking extremely dejected. The sympathetic bartender said, "Man, you look real down. Wanna talk about it? Sometimes it helps."...

A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid.", answered the woman. "We don't have a maid!"...